The Ugliest Animals

Sometimes the world can be pretty cruel. There are just some ugly animals out there that can't do anything about it, all because of genetics. I find it really funny when the owners of these animals, make them even uglier, and think they're the cutest things in the world. What are these people thinking? You know it's ugly, you know that everybody else knows it's ugly. Why pretend it's anything but ugly? I think what they're really doing is trying to get attention. They make these animals just as ugly as they can, and then say they're cute just to have people talk about it. How lame is that?

If it was me I'd either send them back to the dump where they belong, or put them in a freak show so everybody can point and laugh. That's all they're really good for anyway. A laugh, and venting some frustration at the best target.

Now not all creatures are made this way by man however. Some of them are born that way. In the case of those few we should quietly put them away somewhere so we don't have to look at them anymore.

I just don't know what to say. If it's ugly call it ugly. Don't dress it up and make it something it's not. We don't want to see it, we don't want to hear about it. Just put it away somewhere, so we don't have to deal with it.


You probably weren't expecting a Hillary joke. But what the hell, I figured it was time to remind everyone of my disdain for that woman. I really don't like her. Now go back and read the blog one more time and think of Hillary when you're doing it, it's even funnier.

Decorating is OK, Going Insane is Not.

I don't understand how any person could find this thing cute.


I find it just hideous, and scary. Why would you put up four foot tall rabbit people for Easter? How does that look nice, and how does it relate to Easter in the traditional sense. Along with that, who would put up a cartoon duck as an Easter decoration?


I just don't understand people sometimes. There's nothing wrong with being a little festive, but there's definitely a point where it's overkill. I think I've found that point.

Which Doritos Flavor is the Best?

Apparently Nacho is better.

7 votes - Nacho 4(57%), Cool Ranch 0, Salsa Verde 3(42%), Spicy Nacho 0.

Nacho is the classic doritos flavor, the problem that I have with it is that it gets boring so quickly. I can only eat that flavor in spurts. Meaning I'll have some, then I'll go a couple of weeks before I'll even want anymore. Cool Ranch is ok, but I have to be in the mood for it. Spicy Nacho is about the same as nacho.

Salsa Verde however is the freaking bomb. I love it. I could always go for some, not to mention it's got a different, and spicy taste to it that makes it a little more interesting then the others. Funny story I once saw Chris eat like an entire bag by himself. It was pretty amazing.

So nacho flavor wins. I guess I just have kinda different tastes.

Which Villain Would Make The Best Hero?

Here are the results:

6 votes - Lex Luthor 2(33%), Green Goblin 0, Bizarro Superman 1(16%), Magneto 3(50%)

I totally agree with Magneto being the best hero. He's got intelligence, charisma, courage, and a really cool power. Not to mention the fact that at the root of his cause, he just wants to improve the rights for mutants. He started out being good he just goes about it in the wrong way. And he's already best friends with Professor X, so it's not to hard to imagine him being good.

Lex Luthor and the Green Goblin I think would be basically Batman. They got everything Batman does. Money, smarts, skills, and the gumption to do something. Bizarro Superman would be a good candidate, but his main draw back is his lack of intelligence. He really is just Superman, but without the brains. That lack of intelligence is kinda what turns him into a villain.

Go Magneto!

Personal Training

Today was our first day of personal training in this session of the Police Academy.

My Stats:

Vertical Jump - 21 inches
Pushups - 38
Situps in a minute - 42
300 meter run - 53 seconds
1 1/2 mile run - 16.06 minutes

I think I improved in everything but the vertical jump and the mile and a half run. I'm pretty sure that the 10 pounds I've put on since the last time I was tested on these has had an effect. I'm not real worried about it. I think since I already passed the physical test in the first block I don't have to pass it this time around. Not that I'm not going to try, just that I'm not going to kill myself. And two minutes isn't that much time to shave off in 5 months.

The second part of the class was more defensive tactics. It was mostly just a review of the stuff from the first block. They changed a few things on us just because the curriculm has changed, but it all came back without to much effort. The really exciting thing is that with the new curriculm they have there's apparently more ground techniques. Translation we do more actual fighting!!! How cool is that? I get to go to school to learn how to fight.

Lincoln vs. Gandhi

I've decided to put a poll up on my blog, and every week people can come and vote on the question. Then at the end of the week I'll put up the results and discuss what I think about it.









The question was who would win in a fight; Abraham Lincoln or Mahatma Gandhi? With 8 votes altogether, 87% (7) voted for Lincoln and 13% (1) voted for Gandhi.

Now here's the thing. Lincoln easily has the height and reach advantage. He probably also has Gandhi out weighed to. But the thing that Gandhi has going for him is that he's proven that his body can take significant amounts of punishment and still keep going. I would also venture to say that Gandhi is probably a quick little bugger. Is Gandhi fast enough to take down Lincoln before Lincoln can beat Gandhi in the ground?

As with most of the others that voted I would have to say Lincoln would win in a fight. With the reach that Lincoln would have over Gandhi, I don't think Gandhi could get in close enough to do any damage. Lincoln would definitely win.

Academy Update

Today was my first day of the second block. We didn't do anything real big, just talked about what was going to be going on this semester. I think it's gonna be really good. There isn't as much law and "class" work, quite a bit of it will be practicals. Although theres a bunch more certification classes that we will be going through. It's okay, I'm just really excited to be going again.

Oh and I got yelled at today. I wore my baton to class, and apparently we aren't to be wearing it until we're certified to use it. Go figure.

A Kicking Good Movie and Provo is Lame

Just last night I wanted to go do something. It was kinda late, but I figured there were still some places open. I texted Alex and when she got off work we went to go do something. The only problem is that in Provo on Saturday night everything closes at 11. It was so frustrating, there was nothing to do. So we ended up getting some ice cream and tried to rent a movie. I say try cause the stupid red box wouldn't take my card. We then went to my apartment and watched Fight Club. I should also mention that we played a couple of games of tetris and I won like five games to her one, but who's counting. :)

Fight Club is an awesome movie. It's so intense. Brad Pitt and Ed Norton do fantastic jobs. The story line is just perfect, they do an incredible job of not giving away the ending. I get so into it everytime I watch. I just want to go out and start a fight with a complete stranger, just to see what would happen.

My 100th Post!!!

Yes this is a big moment for me. This is my 100th post! Pretty exciting I know. If you feel like sending me medals, or awards please feel free. I just want everybody to take a moment and think of their favorite moment with me, or favorite saying.

Life would be pretty boring without me around.