I was in bed late one night, fast asleep. When all of a sudden I get a tap on my shoulder, and someone tells me to move over. To tired to argue, or even care, I did. Next thing I know this same person decides to climb into bed. This gets me to be a little bit more attentive, and it turns out to be a man. A man I don't recognize. I proceed to go back to sleep because like I said it was late and I didn't have the energy to care.
He says, "You're really warm."
I say, "Thanks."
He asks me, "Do you know who this is?"
I look up and no I don't. At this point he decides it's probably a good idea to get up and leave. I go back to sleep. The next day I ask my roommate about it and it turns out the man was our friend Jeff trying to be funny. It did turn out to be pretty funny, but he did take his life into his own hands since I do sleep with a loaded weapon under my mattress. I don't know what he was thinking but man it was weird. I wouldn't suggest for any other men to try this again. But it would probably be a nice surprise if a woman decided to try!!!
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7 years ago
3 comments:
Make sure you're married to her first!
Mom
I find it strange that you get "motherly" over the mention of a girl in my bed, and not the fact that a man did.
I figure that if the man tried anything, you would just beat the crap out of him and then call Drew to press some kind of charges. If a girl did it....
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